It is rare that I give even 1 dollar to anything that isn't attached to my kids or a nice pair of boobs. I freaking hate the idea especially of those goddamn street people asking for money and the stupider people that feed them change and food. Why do you think they don't go away? Because whatever they are doing works. Like I have said before, if a roach goes to a house and doesn't find food, he will move on, but if he finds a nice source of feeding material, he is going to bring his friends, his mama, his aunt, everybody he knows and they will milk it until the food stops.
Anyways, got off track for a bit. Go Fund Me has been around for a few years, I remember Carolla on his podcast talking about it, hell, I think Super Troopers 2 was funded through a Go Fund Me campaign, so it in itself is a legitimate thing. People of course ruin everything. There's assholes funding their weddings, trips to Europe, and other nonsense like that. Like the street people, somebody is dumb enough to throw them their loose change. Anyways, it is not like I have a ton of money, but for my birthday, I gave myself a $100 Visa gift card. I told Wife that the amount was fine, she just couldn't butt in and tell me what to spend it on. I kind of had plans to buy a couple of private Snapchat accounts where all these girls are doing all sorts of fun and naughty things to themselves. They tend to give previews, covering up with a cartoon banana what you can imagine is there, and these are regular girls working it as hard as porn stars. I've had my card, but instead of doing that, I spent like $40 buying Chubs a box of reeds for his bari sax when school started. I did buy one girls private Snap, but it was only $10 and you get what you pay for.
I decided maybe I don't need to buy private accounts, but I still want to contribute somehow, I mean some girls are just Snapping their days along with pictures and videos of what they are up to. One girl in North Carolina is pretty funny, posts daily, has never posted that she does this or that for money, and I tend to like that. She got a tiny dog a couple weeks ago and she's been showing off the dog a bunch, then last week she was at the vet and they found a malformed jaw or something, then this week she had a death in the family. Turns out her step dad passed away of a heart attack a couple days ago and the dog was the last thing he bought her. She set up the Go Fund Me for a jaw surgery on the puppy and being that she has entertained me for at least a year with her drunken shenanigans and stories (funniest story was one night she saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre and then she had to drive a friend home, she was bug eyed scared she was seeing things in the dark), I couldn't help but decide to send her some money. It has become very easy to send money to people electronically. Since the card was a stand alone Visa gift card, I don't have to worry about my bank account getting hacked or any stupid stuff like that. I still have about $30 on the card, so I could still buy a Snap account from a chick who doesn't think so highly of herself, so maybe. I mean that's what you want, a girl with low self esteem trying to find approval from strangers. That is the best money can buy, if you're into that sort of thing.
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