Thursday, June 11, 2015

6/12/15 Going Down To Disney? (poem)

We are headed back to the land of the Mouse
Commercialism at its grandest, but an honor to be in his house.
You cheap whiny bastards who cry over a dollar
this is not for you, to another direction please bitch and holler.
I love it all, from the highway drive that takes 20 hours
to the standing in the heat hoping for some thunder showers
If you are there prepare to spend some money
on everything from water to earrings for the Honey.
I love that we'll be going to the four Disney parks
specially at night with their nightly firework sparks.
Magic Kingdom has the big castle and that's dandy and fine
but what I like most is Futureland, ten rides each one of course with a line.
Epcot center rich and rewarding has so much for us to learn
Aching feet from so much walking is my only concern.
Animal Kingdom seems odd and uninviting
until you start getting all those random animal sightings
Hollywood Studios is probably the smallest park
I still like to be there until it gets dark.
Then of course there's Universal Studios, with its thrill rides galore
that park always leaves me wanting more.
Finally, I won't forget Downtown Disney, big enough to be a mall
but open to the sky, walk until you start to feel small.
We've never been to their waterparks, this could be our year
nevermind, Wife has an infection in her ear.


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