4/4/15 There Can Be Only One?

    As mentioned earlier, JC finally got the battle he had always wanted but was too immature to get.  He would be fighting the gods of Greece.  Their team consisted of Zeus, Neptune,
Aphrodite, and Apollo.  Jesus had the Holy Trinity and Hops.  The battle lasted a long time, but ultimately he outwitted Neptune by walking on water, Neptune could not slow him down with his water waves.  Apollo tried outsmarting him, but anything he could do, JC would do better.  His beard finally helped fell Apollo, and he retired back to Olympus.  Aphrodite proved no match, as she tried using her advantages, ole JC never did seem to respond to the ladies.  She was quite harmless to him.
    Zeus, though, fought like a true god, he used everything in his arsenal, he was blasting lightning bolts and thunder storms and this is how JC lost his Hops.  In a slight retreat, Zeus charged forth with a blast of his thunder bolt, Hops, ever the loyal friend, dove in front to take the million watt zap, JC managed to catch one of his hind legs as he jumped but the rest of Hops was smoted.  As he was evaporated, he tossed his last cascaron to Jesus, which Jesus used to attack Zeus as he was recharging for another zap.  He hit Zeus right in the temple, and that is a tender spot on the head, even in a god, that will send you to sleep for a millennia.
    So Jesus kept the hind legs of Hops, made a decorative chain, and hung it around his neck, Hops became the patron saint of delivering cascarones, for he delivered the one cascaron that ended that most unforgettable battle that was so charged, it retired the game for a long time.
    Jesus, upon reflecting what had transpired, decided that it was time to maybe go back to civilization.  He would keep the scraggly beard as a reminder of his times spent in youth, the fun times with Hops by his side.  He did keep his parlor tricks which he used when necessity called.  Maybe some none believer needed a bit of a push, he'd walk out on a lake and do a little jig, never getting wet.
    Maybe he'd attend a party, he didn't have to carry wine, he just converted the water to wine, made a great house warming gift.  Plus the party never ended with JC in the house.  Have him cut your cake, and even a small bundt cake could feed everyone around the neighborhood.
    With acts like this, it was no wonder, people started following him.  But that is another story, one that everybody already knows.  I just fill in the stuff you didn't know.