Thursday, February 22, 2018

2/22/18 People That Work With Wild Animals?

    I just finished watching a couple episodes on YouTube dealing with Pets and Wild animals going bad.  Why do people insist on doing dumb shit around wild animals?  There was a guy who "plays" with gators.  Come on, we are supposed to feel bad for Billy Bob when one of them bites on him?  There was an incident caught on tape where he is putting his head between the jaws and when done right, nothing happens.  We are talking about it, so something happened.  Next thing he knows, the gator snaps his jaw around his face and now he has to figure out how to remove the gator.  At first glimpse, I LOL'd, it was too much like David Spade's character in Joe Dirt when he is pretending to know about gators and the same thing happens to him.  Of course, in the real world, the guy needs a bunch of surgeries and is never quite the same.
    The next clip was about a lady who won the chance to ride on a killer whale, I mean it's in the name.  It's not huggy whale, or lovey dovey whale, it is killer whale, why do you need some amateur riding on one, Sea World?  They have killed trained people, why let an amateur even touch them?  I've seen Shamu, they are plenty pretty at 50 feet, I don't need to feed it to feel like I got my money's worth.  This reminds me, they have a station out at SeaWorld where you can feed dolphins.  All these kids lay on their stomachs and reach in while mouths with hundreds of teeth come to grab a dead fish.  Why is this even a good idea.  I keep imaginging a suicidal dolphin taking a wild random jump out of the water and crushing someone.  They do get up to 600 pounds and they are predators that kill fairly easily, yet because they look like they smile, we love them.
    Another one that I didn't see but I got the gist just by the little window.  When you go out to the Savana in Africa, yeah, it'll be hot, but closing the windows keeps the wild animals out.  These idiot photographers forget where they are or something.  Once the tiger is on the roof of the car and you aren't secured by metal and glass, you might have to fight for your life.  And the cat will usually win.
    And of course pitbulls.  They aren't "wild" animals, but goddam, do they bite a ton of people.  Yeah yeah, Chihuahuas bite more often, but which is a more lethal bite, Stupid?  The nip of a 4 pound dog, or the bite from an 80 pound bundle of muscles that doesn't know when to stop?  I hate animal defenders, if a dog bites, put it down.
   

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