My wife wants me to have fun with this, so unbunch yo panties, Uptight Peeps. I don't particularly care for the twelve days of Christmas, but my wife wanted it to be a challenge. I apologize in advance.
On the first day of Christmas
my wifey gave to us:
A hoochie with Double D cups.
On the second day of Christmas
my wifey gave to me:
(one minute too many) but
two private minutes with the hoochie
On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
three coworkers with big butts
2 private minutes
and a hoochie with Double D cups
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
4 ibuprofen for the aches
3 coworkers with ample asses
2 private minutes
and a hoochie with double D cups
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
5 Hall Passes (good for a year)
4 ibuprofen for the lower back
3 coworkers with dominant dumpers
2 private minutes
and a hoochie with double D cups
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
6 days alone (to rest)
5 Hall Passes (still good for a year)
4 ibuprofen for my gonads
3 coworkers with grand derrieres
2 private minutes
and a hoochie with double D cups
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
7 scoldings to stop being a lil bitch
6 days alone
5 Hall Passes
4 ibuprofen pains gone, coming back
3 coworkers with fat fannies
2 private minutes
and a hoochie with double D cups
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
8 maids a milking (cause I'm a freak and a traditionalist)
7 scoldings (I feel better)
6 days alone (helped)
5 Hall Passes
4 ibuprofen (for laters, I'll overdo it again)
3 coworkers with husky haunches
2 private minutes
and a hoochie with double D cups
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
9 ladies lapdancing
8 maids a milking (give me a squirt for my coffee)
7 scoldings
6 days alone
5 Hall Passes (down to 4)
4 ibuprofen (might have to switch to penicillin, getting too busy in here)
3 coworkers with prodigious posteriors
2 private minutes
and a hoochie with double D cups
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
10 turkey dinners (feed all these peeps and send them away)
9 ladies lapdancing
8 maids a milking (you shot my eye out)
7 scoldings (my junk's not even working anymore)
6 days alone
5 (well 4 left) Hall Passes
4 penicillin shots (lapdancers were dirty)
3 coworkers with spacious seats
2 private minutes
and a hoochie with double D cups
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
11 taxicabs (start thinning the crowds)
10 turkey dinners (feed em and send them off)
9 ladies lapdancing
8 milking mamas (take off the piercing Dummy, it's a choke hazard)
7 scoldings (when will the nightmare end)
6 days alone (best part of this whole thing)
5 Hall Passes (4)
4 penicillin shots (I regret nothing)
3 coworkers with mammoth tushies
2 private minutes
and a hoochie with double D cups
On the twelve day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
12 hours back on my shift (peace finally)
11 taxicabs (shaaah everybody)
10 turkey dinners (turkey leftovers now)
9 ladies lapdancing (not as fun as you'd think)
8 mamas milking (even more fun than you could imagine)
7 scoldings (yeah yeah yeah)
6 days alone
5 Hall Passes
4 penicillin shots
3 coworkers with king-sized keisters
2 private minutes
and a hoochie with double D cups
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