3/5/15 Freezing In March?

   Freezing in March is just totally wrong

my feelings on this are actually quite strong.

March means the start of spring for the masses

time to get outside get off our sorry asses.

Our yards should be turning green, lush and healthy

instead vines and weeds are making it brown and whatever beauty, just stealthy

Spring Break is in two weeks, I want to go swimming

but I feel it's too late, water will be cold, my man parts will be in-ing.

We're still going on vacation up near a beach

Chubs says that's fine as long as no teachers trying to teach.

I hope it at least gets nice enough to go to a zoo

nothing I like more than watching monkeys flinging poo.

Boy will want to go to the mall, probably the Houston Galleria

I just hope I don't get... too easy, but u get the idea.

Wife is happy as long as together we eat dinner

of course that'll happen I'm not a vacation sinner.

Last year was our first timeshare vacation, it was good,

I just hope this one is better, knock on wood.

My people are not meant to lose contact with civilization

last year we were in the woods and they were considering self-mutilation.

My mom and my boys need 24/7 internet access

if I can't do this, don't call the trip any kind of success.

my dad I thought being by some water would be good, doing some fishing

he too has changed the ding ding ding of casino machines is all he is ever wishing.

So we shall see, I am hoping for the weather to be better
if not, you have been warned, my weatherman will get a nasty letter.
It will describe what he can do with his reproductive parts,
basically, he can stick them through that hole where he farts.