As a porn enthusiast, I am befuddled as to what to make of this new era. Used to be growing up, I knew where every dirty mag my dad kept in the house was. I could go over to my friend's houses and they too knew and cared for their small magazine collection. My mom was always proud of my cleaning abilities, I'd tear into a closet and throw away trash and end up cleaning a room. Great for my folks, but I was really always searching for nudie mags in the closets. My best friend in high school actually had a Beta player and that is where things got interesting, he actually had Debbie Does Dallas, probably the most famous porn movie, but really a lame movie as far as pornos go. There were many others, god bless busy parents.
I quickly got a subscription to Playboy and Penthouse when I moved out, later I got turned off by Penthouse, although it was more risqué, it got carried away with females needing to urinate on everything. Sorry, but it just isn't attractive, to me. I probably got Playboy for 8-10 years and people say it all the time, but it had good articles, and even some good stories from celebrated authors, not to mention the dirty jokes. I then discovered Voluptuous in 2003 or so, and man... comparing the Playboy stick figure girls to these women was not even fair. I don't even care if society thinks of the playmate as perfect, the Voluptuous chicks just made me lose interest in Playboy. All this time, I had been renting VHS tapes which were easy to copy, but then switching to DVDs was a pain, because the picture was way better, but a lot of them came with pirate technology. They couldn't be copied from a DVD player, gradually I stated losing interest in renting the movies if I couldn't copy them for my collection. Of course, the internet was exploding with its own share of naked entertainment, and who can compete with that, when it is free, it shows up on your computer, there is no walk of shame, going into the porn store.
I know it will survive on the internet and even change and grow, but I miss the days of finding that magazine buried under the bed, or hidden in a closet, or even really hidden in the upper kitchen cabinets. It was like Easter with a boner. My last magazine around the house is probably from 2007 or so. Sometimes I feel like I should kick start a Playboy subscription again, but the lame asses announced they were doing away with the nude girls as of Dec 2015. I guess I could really say I was reading it for the articles now, blahhh. I hesitate to try Penthouse, if the were peeing on each other ten years ago, ughhh, they could be pooping on each other by now. Hmm, but I guess I am Jonesing for a trip to the Megaplexxx, it's been awhile, Old Friend.
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