Why does it seem like all the heroes going forward are either going to be women and or black men? I know this is a stretch and it's not that I feel like they couldn't do a great job at it, but when do we get a taco eating cool hero in a big sombrero who saves the day with piñata bombs and maybe a flying chancla?
Kind of a spoiler, everybody has had two weeks to see Avengers by now. Captain America does what he does in the end and then he is "gifting" his shield to Falcon. Why? Why can't Falcon just be cool on his own? He has powers Capt. America didn't have, like flying around. I never saw a scene in this last movie where the two of them were that close for the Capt. to just say, yes, you are worthy. Plus Thanos pretty much destroyed the shield, it was pretty beat up after the big battle.
Thor is a god and the son of the king and queen of Asgard, yet after their planet is destroyed, he just hands over his rightful place as king of his people to Valkyrie, who until the last Thor movie, no one knew was still alive as she had been in hiding on the edges of the galaxy or whatever that place was called. I like Valkyrie and she looked awesome riding on a Pegasus, but a leader would not have run away for a millennia, or however much time it was when the Valkyrie were all but destroyed.
Iron-Man does what he does and I don't know about going forward. Boy mentioned last night that there was maybe an Iron-Heart or something. All I knew was that War-Machine survived and he is pretty good at running around in an Iron Man suit, so to me it makes sense that he would be replaced by him.
The Hulk is indestructible as he describes himself, so he ain't going away for awhile. Technically, the only white guy left to save the world is Hawkeye, which finally had some juicy scenes in this last movie. I did not like that Black Widow did what she did, but between the two, the other did have a family to go to, if everything worked out right.
Plus all the women to save us. I get why my brother says Hollywood is trying to turn us into a bunch of cucks. Captain Marvel shows up like a literal star and rips through tons of metal to cut up the ship Thanos was in, yet when she confronts him, she gets thrown around like a rag, what the heck? It made for an awesome poster, for sure, when all the females got in tight formation to protect the glove, but they still failed and ultimately required the sacrifice of our favorite man in red to save us all.
So if us Hispanics can get a hero, I would gladly take Michael Pena in an ant man costume. He doesn't seem like much of a hero, but he is snarky and funny. I still don't think Ant Man got his due. He had the idea for the plan that brought back half the people back and allowed for the good guys to win and even in the end, Capt. America goes off in his costume to jump through time, but still.
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