Cake is enjoyable because we only have it during special times, maybe a birthday or a holiday. Now, we have gone through periods that we have so much cake in the fridge we don't even bother having a slice because it's just too much. Right now, I have three kinds of cake in the fridge (and I wonder why I'm a fat fuck?!). I didn't buy them, Wife did. She buys coconut for me, and chocolate cake for the boys, those smallish cakes that come in a square box from the freezer. Then my mom had come up last weekend and bought my brother a "tres leches" cake which I find kind of disgusting, I mean it is wet bread to me. About half of that cake remains, and I am not touching it, except maybe to throw away Sunday night.
Almost got lost in my own analogy. Wife is my cake now. Not seeing her all week, I actually miss her nonstop yapping and lecturing. I am glad she is coming home tonight and I am only working four hours. I don't think tonight will be a "get to your side of the bed night, I might want me a slice of that big girl with a glass of water." Usually, I used to think "ehh, I'll get some tomorrow, when I'm not so stuffed from dinner..." Now, I better partake of my husbandly duties when I can because she is not available 24/7.
Since I have done all the chores, and the house is clean, we can do whatever we want. We could go out for a late night dinner, or just run and get some snacks and stay up late watching TV. I wouldn't mind running to Katy Mills Mall either Friday or Saturday, she's a big baller now, making that fat cash for Daddy. I am sure we are going to go look at cars too, but I think we have that problem solved.
Chubs spent some time with my mom's pup and he is over the idea of wanting a dog of his own. He noticed how demanding a pet would be. That is the greatest thing that could have happened, as I didn't want a dog in our house. He is a smart boy, just a matter of time before he starts asking for something else. He did kind of tell me he needs a bigger TV in his room down there. My mom has a small tube TV that might be 20 inches. He has a 48 inch TV in his room up here, he thinks he needs a bigger TV to see things better, plus he needs connections to plug in his Xbox and Wii. Always something, since Wife will be taking the Excursion this weekend, I am sure we will fill it with all sorts of goodies for them and the comforts that they are accustomed to.
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